I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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