I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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