i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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