I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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