he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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