Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm passing your future prison.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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