I want to stick my p in your. b.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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