i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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