is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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