id be glad to
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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