Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
