There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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