i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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