Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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