When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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