but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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