Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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