I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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