So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I checked into jail on foursquare
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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