I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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