Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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