Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
