only if we run a train.
done.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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