He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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