whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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