Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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