we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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