3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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