Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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