am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is her dick bigger than yours?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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