They should really pass out barf bags in church
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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