can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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