Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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