You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed š
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
At least Iām an āessential employeeā and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesnāt ask why Iām essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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