Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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