one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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