This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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