i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
