theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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