i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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