she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
