did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
