OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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