So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
