Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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