Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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