Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
