i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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