Its about making memories worth repressing
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How does one acquire holy water?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
