I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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